As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
