Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
