get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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