Have you finally orgasmed yet?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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