Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wish my penis had an off switch
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
