just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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