just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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