i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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