Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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