at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
My life is pants optional.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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