Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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