when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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