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I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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