the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize