Buhtt sex?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
They have beer where we have blood.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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