Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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