she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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