ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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