i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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