4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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