my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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