is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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