ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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