Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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