He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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