I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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