Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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