I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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