I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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