I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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