i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so that wasnt chicken after all
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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