This is not my ceiling
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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