she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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