I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
