There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Shame - the story of my life.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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