sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Yo dont text me then not text me
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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