I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
they need to just BURY HIM!
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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