oh god the rape fog is back!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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