Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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