real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
