Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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