Christians are straight up FREAKS
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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