I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
should my penis look like a turkey
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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