yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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