Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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