I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
