your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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