sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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