It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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