You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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