i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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