Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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