just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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