Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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